Neil

  • What time is it?
    9:28 am
  • Name as it appears on your birth certificate:
    Neil Alan C******
  • Nickname:
    Needle, Blivet, Automata, Big Chil
  • Parents' names:
    Gregory Lane and Valerie Jo
  • Number of candles on your last birthday:
    24
  • Date that you regularly blow them out:
    August 8
  • Pets:
    a common Louisiana anole (lizard) named "Suzie"
  • Height:
    5 foot 11+
  • Eye color:
    brown, sometimes greenish
  • Hair color:
    brown
  • Piercing:
    Scream? I won't pierce my body until the piercing implement actually serves a non-decorative purpose. Like a cell-phone earring or something.
  • Tattoos:
    someday, once technology makes it possible to animate them.
  • How much do you love your job:
    more than I love Hitler.
  • Birthplace:
    Denver, CO
  • Current residence:
    Little Rock, AR. Oh, if anyone knows where I can find the "little rock" for which Little Rock is named, please let me know. I'd like to gaze upon it in bewildered disdain.
  • Been in love:
    frequently.
  • Been in Love:
    twice.
  • Been to Europe:
    Only in the movies.
  • Been toilet papering:
    I preferred slinging crab apples with a KMart slingshot.
  • Been toilet papered:
    A guy broke the window outside my dorm room with a wet roll of toilet paper and a three-man slingshot.
  • Love someone so much it made you cry?
    I've cried over people I don't even know, and people that some script writer made up, so I'm not sure what this is supposed to reveal. But the answer is yes.
  • Been in a car crash?
    Yeah, with no seatbelt. Banged my head on the windshield then ran home to deliver papers. Now you don't have to wonder what is wrong with me any more.
  • Croutons or bacon bits:
    Croutons, but they must be perfect. A salad is only as good as its croutons.
  • Doors on car:
    4 (I'm apparently a sedan-man)
  • Coffee or ice cream:
    Anyone else remember when we used to mix the cafeteria's coffee, ice cream, and hot chocolate into a gourmet dessert?
  • Blanket or stuffed animal:
    stuffed animal. I believe I had a lion named "Aslan."
  • Dumper or Dumpee:
    I try to switch it up.
  • Salad dressing:
    Ranch
  • Color of socks:
    tan
  • Favorite number:
    3
  • Favorite time of day:
    12:34 , 11:11, 11:23, then all the 2:22 types.
  • Favorite Place to be kissed:
    neck
  • Favorite movie:
    8 1/2, Cemetery Man, An Ideal Husband, Ran. Heathers amused me recently.
  • Favorite Quote:
    "The ironic life is a life keenly alert, keenly sensitive, reacting promptly with feelings of liking or dislike to each bit of experience, letting none of it pass without interpretation and assimilation, a life full and satisfying -- indeed a rival of the religious life." - Randolph Bourne
  • Favorite type of food:
    dessert
  • Day of the Week:
    Thursday
  • TV Show:
    I don't have a TV, but if I did I'd watch simpsons, malcom in the middle, and maybe ally mcbeale
  • Toothpaste:
    if it says "tooth - whitening" I'll buy it. It's a lie, though.
  • Favorite flower:
    Karl
  • Least Favorite:
    skunk weed
  • Sport to watch:
    Basketball
  • Fast Food Restaurant:
    Subway's
  • When was your last hospital visit?
    after that car accident.
  • Favorite drink:
    water
  • What color is your bedroom carpet?
    tan, like my socks.
  • How many times did you fail your permit and/or drivers test?
    3. Go ahead, laugh. NY's test is a bitch. I was a nervous adolescent. Now I just make my passengers nervous.
  • What do you think of Ouija boards?
    I think they are a way to let your subconcious create meaning out of random stimulus. Sort of like semi.
  • Where do you see yourself in 10 years?
  • Who is the last person you got e-mail from before this?
    Mick W*****
  • Which store would you choose to Max your credit on?
    amazon.com
  • What do you do when you are bored?
    read plastic.com
  • What words or phrases do you overuse?
    "whatever", "that's cool."
  • Friend who lives farthest away?
    Jon W****** (WBIRC)
  • Most annoying thing in the world?
    soccer moms in SUVs, people who think Harry Potter is literature. (I know, I sound so snobbish right now.)
  • Best thing in the world?
    Friends who put up with my elitist attitude. Don DeLillo books. Harper's magazine. Feeling loved.
  • Bedtime:
    11:30 - 12:30
  • Who will respond to this fastest?
    Becky's out-of-office autoreply.
  • Who is least likely to respond at all?
    April
  • Something nice about the person who sent this to you?
    I've gotten this from Sara, Mick, and Jon so far: Sara: You are so clever, energetic, and pleasantly unsatisfied with life. Mick: You are one of the great companionate loves of my life. Jon: You are the other one.
  • What time is it now?
    11:00